We were off too Cedar Hill to enjoy a dove shoot
Danbo and Junior fed us a fine fish supper to boot
Then we played cards with a rich dude named Chad
I think he took all the money poor Mikebo had
We awoke to a good breakfast prepared by Gene
He talks real gruff but he ain’t really that mean
With the smell of that sausage dancing in his head
Abnorm just couldn’t keep his lazy bones in bed
It was cloudy all morning with rain off and on
But all through the shoot we were dry as a bone
We all entered the field through the first gate
Twenty nine guys on time and one lady late
The shooting was good with birds filling in the air
When all of a sudden the rabbit sheriff was there
They checked us all and found us legal as could be
Twenty nine of us on the ground and one in a tree
Fuzzy in a deer stand reading his paper calmly at rest
The game warden called him down for a sobriety test
The Fuzz has practice so he passed it real good
That still ain’t hunting like a grown man should