HE CAN”T HUNT TOO

We were off too Cedar Hill to enjoy a dove shoot

Danbo and Junior fed us a fine fish supper to boot

 

Then we played cards with a rich dude named Chad

I think he took all the money poor Mikebo had

 

We awoke to a  good breakfast prepared by Gene

He talks real gruff  but he ain’t really that mean

 

With the smell of that sausage dancing in his head

Abnorm just couldn’t keep his lazy bones in bed

 

It was cloudy all morning with  rain off and on

But all through the shoot we were dry as a bone

 

We all entered the field through the first gate

Twenty nine guys on time and one lady late

 

The shooting was good with birds filling in the air

When all of a sudden the rabbit sheriff was there

 

They checked us all and found us legal as could be

Twenty nine of us on the ground and one in a tree

 

Fuzzy in a deer stand reading his paper calmly at rest

The game warden called him down for a sobriety test

 

The Fuzz has practice so he passed it real good

That still ain’t hunting like a grown man should

 

You all have learned how fishing gives Fuzzy a fit

And now you know he can’t hunt worth a …spit